Love quotes

If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.

She was hungry for love and didn't know where her next male was coming from.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.