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Joke about lawyer black


What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.


 Categories :   Lawyer Black





Joke about pinocchio short


How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.


 Categories :   Pinocchio Short





Joke about foreplay short


Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.


 Categories :   Foreplay Short





Joke about chicken


Why do chickens raise one leg when they sleep?
Because if they lifted both, they’d fall over.


 Categories :   Chicken





Joke about cheating, husband, wife and confidence


What is the definition of Confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You’re next!"


 Categories :   Cheating Husband and wife Confidence





Joke about cannibals, trust, blow job vulgar


What’s the definition of “trust”?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.


 Categories :   Cannibals Trust Blow job Vulgar





Joke about light bulb, freud, penis vulgar


How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.


 Categories :   Light bulb Freud Penis Vulgar





Joke about women


What do women and prawns have in common?
Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great.


 Categories :   Women





Joke about blonde


What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
It’s difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.


 Categories :   Blonde





Joke about women, men


What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.


 Categories :   Women and Men





Joke about men, kill vulgar


What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.


 Categories :   Men Kill Vulgar





Joke about spider, snoring black


Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.


 Categories :   Spider Snoring Black





Joke about sperm


Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask directions.


 Categories :   Sperm





Joke about men and light bulb


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.


 Categories :   Men Light bulb





Joke about men and light bulb


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him


 Categories :   Men Light bulb





Joke about boys short


Why do little boys whine?
Because they’re practicing to be men.


 Categories :   Boys Short





Joke black wordplay


How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.


 Categories :   Black Wordplay





Joke about men, penis vulgar


What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body.


 Categories :   Men Penis Vulgar





Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay


What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.


 Categories :   Girlfriend Smoking Vulgar Wordplay





Joke about men, shower and pee


Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.


 Categories :   Men Shower Pee







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