A family was having some
people to dinner.
At the table, the
mother turned to her six-year-old
daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the
woman said.
Her daughter took
a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear
Lord, why did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"