God jokes

Why did God even create men?
Because He couldn’t figure out how to make a vibrator that would mow the lawn.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer

How do we know God is a man?
Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!

Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.

Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman?
Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.