Dirty humor

What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.

What’s the definition of “trust”?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.

What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body.

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!

What’s the difference between love, true love
and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling

What’s the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year-old and walking the tightrope?
In both cases you really don’t want to look down…

What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Five minutes of peace and quiet.