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Dirty humor


Jokes : 156 
  Letter : D 
  Category: Vulgar 

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Joke about women, men, shadow, prostitute vulgar


A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."


 Categories :   Women and Men Shadow Prostitute Vulgar


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Funny picture about shadow, women, men vulgar


Funny picture  about shadow, women, men vulgar


 Categories :   Shadow Women and Men Vulgar


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Funny picture about comics, musician, bra vulgar


Funny picture  about comics, musician, bra vulgar


 Categories :   Comics Musician Bra Vulgar


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Funny picture about urinal, toilet vulgar


Funny picture  about urinal, toilet vulgar


 Categories :   Urinal Toilet Vulgar


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Joke about boys and girls vulgar


boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet;)


 Categories :   Boys and girls Vulgar


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Joke about slut, vulgar short


What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
Full.


 Categories :   Slut Vulgar Short


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Joke about cannibals, trust, blow job vulgar


What’s the definition of “trust”?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.


 Categories :   Cannibals Trust Blow job Vulgar


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Joke about light bulb, freud, penis vulgar


How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean ladder.


 Categories :   Light bulb Freud Penis Vulgar


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Funny picture about porn vulgar


Funny picture  about porn vulgar


 Categories :   Porn Vulgar


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Joke about men, kill vulgar


What’s the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.


 Categories :   Men Kill Vulgar


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Joke about men, penis vulgar


What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man’s penis?
His body.


 Categories :   Men Penis Vulgar


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Joke about girlfriend, smoking, vulgar wordplay


What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubricant.


 Categories :   Girlfriend Smoking Vulgar Wordplay


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Joke about nudist vulgar


Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
She is the one who can eat the last donut!


 Categories :   Nudist Vulgar


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Joke about love vulgar


What’s the difference between love, true love
and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling


 Categories :   Love Vulgar


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Joke about blow job vulgar


What’s the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year-old and walking the tightrope?
In both cases you really don’t want to look down…


 Categories :   Blow job Vulgar


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Joke about blow job vulgar


What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Five minutes of peace and quiet.


 Categories :   Blow job Vulgar


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