Dating ANGLO/SAXON WOMEN
First date: You get to
kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out
a bit.
Third date: You get to have
sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.
ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her
parents and her
Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind
drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive
dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you realize nothing is ever going to happen.
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her
car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her
mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's
boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your
life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You spend all your
money to impress her.
Second Date: You take a loan to keep the image.
Third Date: You're broke, she finds someone wealthier.
ARAB WOMEN
First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the
goats.
No third date!
The POINT:
Don't you just LOVE the IRISH?
