Blow job vulgar humor

What’s the definition of “trust”?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

What’s the similarity between getting a blow job from an eighty year-old and walking the tightrope?
In both cases you really don’t want to look down…

What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Five minutes of peace and quiet.

Why do men like blowjobs?
It’s the only time they get something into a woman’s head
straight!

A priest is walking to his church when he passes a group of prostitutes.
One of them yells out “$20 for a blowjob, Father!” The priest puts his head down and speed walks the rest of the way. When he arrives at the church he nervously approaches one of the nuns and asks her “Sister, what’s a blowjob?” She tells him “$20, Same as downtown”

There was a young lady of Arden,
Who suck off a man in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does that stuff go?"
And she said, "(swallow hard)-- I beg pardon?"