Black verses

There was a young fellow from Wark,
Who, when he screws, has to bark.
His wife is a bitch,
With a terrible itch,
So the town never sleeps after dark.

My long-eared dog is very sweet.
He loves to lick my stinky feet.
And that is why I’d use my mace
before I’d let her lick my face.

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell."

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Mother puts her little daughter
for five minutes under water
not to make her any troubles
just to see the funny bubbles.