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Black humor


Jokes : 63 
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Joke about children black


I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas,
John, or the fat, ugly one?


 Categories :   Children Black


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Joke about suicide, detective black


A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues, "But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"
"The old fool used an elastic rope!"


 Categories :   Suicide Detective Black


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Joke about diarrhea, doctor black


Patient asks his doctor: "Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"
Doctor: "Yes, if you are able to fill it up. "


 Categories :   Diarrhea Doctor Black


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Joke about barber, shaving black


Today I went to a barber's shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put
a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.
I asked: "But what if I swallow the ball?"
He replied:
"No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else."


 Categories :   Barber Shaving Black


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Funny picture about halloween black


Funny picture  about halloween black


 Categories :   Halloween Black


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Funny picture about halloween black


Funny picture  about halloween black


 Categories :   Halloween Black


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Joke about husband, wife black


Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her
bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts
hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "your parents came
for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."


 Categories :   Husband and wife Black


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Joke about death black


A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died.
The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem.
The husband said "ship her home".
Shocked, the undertaker asked "but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"
The husband replied "a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead... I cant take the chance!"


 Categories :   Death Black


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Joke about little johnny black


One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.
"That's because he's inside your cat!"


 Categories :   Little Johnny Black


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Joke about ads black


A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: "Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom."
One day her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door.
He says: "I am here to answer your ad in the paper. I have no arms so I will not hit you and no legs so I cannot run away."
She says: "What about the good in bed part?"
He says: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"


 Categories :   Ads Black


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Funny picture about shark black


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 Categories :   Shark Black


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Joke black vulgar


A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road.
He stops.
And he asks him:
- Hey, What happens to you?
- (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car.
- Well, don't care and buy another car.
- Look inside the car!
- Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all.
- Look inside her mouth!!!


 Categories :   Black Vulgar


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Funny picture about wife, brains black


Funny picture  about wife, brains black
Wife's favorite meal


 Categories :   Wife Brains Black


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Funny picture about pinocchio black


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 Categories :   Pinocchio Black


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Funny picture about shark black


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 Categories :   Shark Black


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Joke black


A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"


 Categories :   Black


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Joke about apple, worm black


- Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
- To find a half worm in your apple.


 Categories :   Apple Worm Black


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Funny picture about mermaid black


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Last kiss


 Categories :   Mermaid Black


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Joke black short


One step forward, 12 floors down.


 Categories :   Black Short


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Funny picture about suicide black


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 Categories :   Suicide Black


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Joke about morgue, clit, vagina, vulgar black


There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, "Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!"
The other asked, "What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see."
Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiously looked.
Finally, the second man said, "You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris."
And the other man replied, "Well, it tasted like shrimp to me."


 Categories :   Morgue Clit Vagina Vulgar Black


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Joke about cannibals black


What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!


 Categories :   Cannibals Black


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Joke about blonde black


A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop."
The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.


 Categories :   Blonde Black


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Joke about parachute black


You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.


 Categories :   Parachute Black


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Joke about death black


A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.
The e-mail reads:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.
Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.


 Categories :   Death Black


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