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Joke about little johnny and crocodile


One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"


 Categories :   Little Johnny Crocodile


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Funny picture about police and crocodile


Funny picture  about police and crocodile


 Categories :   Police Crocodile


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Funny picture about golf and crocodile


Funny picture  about golf and crocodile


 Categories :   Golf Crocodile


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Funny picture about crocodile


Funny picture  about crocodile


 Categories :   Crocodile


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Funny picture about crocodile


Funny picture  about crocodile


 Categories :   Crocodile


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Joke about crocodile


A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with crocodiles.
So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge.
All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, "What are your three wishes?"
The man replied, "Give me the shotgun and bullets and show me the idiot that pushed me in...."


 Categories :   Crocodile


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Funny picture about crocodile


Funny picture  about crocodile


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