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Wordplay humor


Jokes : 11 
  Letter : W 

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Joke about rabbit, wordplay short


Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.


 Categories :   Rabbit Wordplay Short


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Joke about banana, wordplay short


- What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
- The splits!


 Categories :   Banana Wordplay Short


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Joke about school, little johnny wordplay


Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Johnny: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"


 Categories :   School Little Johnny Wordplay


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Quote wordplay


Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present.

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Joke about vagina, penis, vulgar, wordplay short


What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.


 Categories :   Vagina Penis Vulgar Wordplay Short


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Joke vulgar wordplay


"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
"Well...no. What makes you say that..?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!"


 Categories :   Vulgar Wordplay


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Joke about cold wordplay


Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!
Father: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Father: The corner is 90 degrees.


 Categories :   Cold Wordplay


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Joke about lawyer, wordplay short


-What do lawyers wear to court?
-Lawsuits!


 Categories :   Lawyer Wordplay Short


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Joke about secretary, vulgar wordplay


A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."


 Categories :   Secretary Vulgar Wordplay


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Joke wordplay


Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with something bigger and heavier.

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Quote wordplay


All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.

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