Women and Men sex humor

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.

A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn’t prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.