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Joke black short


One step forward, 12 floors down.


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Quote about vagina short


Another name for a vagina is a cockpit


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Joke about men short


How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".


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Joke about whiskey, diet short


I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.


 Categories :   Whiskey Diet Short


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Joke about love, vulgar short


- What is the difference between like and love?
- Spit and swallow."


 Categories :   Love Vulgar Short


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Joke about blonde short


-Why can't a blonde dial 911?
-She can't find the eleven.


 Categories :   Blonde Short


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Joke about blonde short


I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!


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Joke about food short


Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.


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Joke about snake, lawyer short


-Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
-To practice.


 Categories :   Snake Lawyer Short


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Joke about lawyer, wordplay short


-What do lawyers wear to court?
-Lawsuits!


 Categories :   Lawyer Wordplay Short


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Joke about blonde short


What are the six worst years in a blonde's life?
Third grade.


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Joke about submarine, blonde short


How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.


 Categories :   Submarine Blonde Short


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Joke about computer short


I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.


 Categories :   Computer Short


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Joke about dishwasher short


What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Yell at her.


 Categories :   Dishwasher Short


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Joke about rape, black short


Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.


 Categories :   Rape Black Short


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Joke about condoms, penis, vulgar short


-What did the penis say to the condom?
-"Cover me. I'm going in."


 Categories :   Condoms Penis Vulgar Short


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Verse black short


My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell."


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Verse about face short


Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space.


 Categories :   Face Short


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Verse about sex short


If you want a little sex,
Ask my dog,
His name is Rex...


 Categories :   Sex Short


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Quote about laugh short


He who laughs last didn't get it.


 Categories :   Laugh Short


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Quote about life, sex short


Life is a sexually transmitted disease.


 Categories :   Life Sex Short


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Quote about love, sex short


Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.


 Categories :   Love Sex Short


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Quote about orgasm short


An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away


 Categories :   Orgasm Short


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Quote about sex, love short


Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.


 Categories :   Sex Love Short


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Quote about actors short


Actors are the only honest hypocrites.


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