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Joke vulgar and sex


During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She was like, "What are you doing?" And I was like, "Hush, I saw this on PornHub, it's called Buffering:"


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Joke about sex, boys and girls vulgar


I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy f:::cks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl f:::cks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
That shut her up.


 Categories :   Sex Boys and girls Vulgar


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Joke about boss, secretary, sex vulgar


A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still f:::cking!"


 Categories :   Boss Secretary Sex Vulgar


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Joke about sex vulgar


One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatoes"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, tomatoes"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches you’re getting mayonnaise on me"!


 Categories :   Sex Vulgar


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