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Lottery jokes

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Joke about god and lottery


Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.
The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!
The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!
Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.


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Joke about lottery


Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.


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