A married
man was having an affair with his
secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her
house.
Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.
The man told the
woman to take his
shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his
wife when he entered the house.
"Darling," replied the man, "I can't
lie to you.
I've been having an affair with my secretary.
I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
