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Description: Humor about prostitute and hooker






Joke about prostitute, bungee jumping vulgar


What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.


 Categories :   Prostitute Bungee Jumping Vulgar


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Joke about husband, wife, prostitute vulgar


A husband and wife are having financial troubles.
They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash.
The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later.
She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50!"
"What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks.
"All of them!"


 Categories :   Husband and wife Prostitute Vulgar


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Joke about prostitute, chicken vulgar


What is the difference between a chicken and a prostitute?
Chicken goes cockadoodle do
Prostitute goes any cock will do.


 Categories :   Prostitute Chicken Vulgar


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Joke about prostitute, drugs vulgar


Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


 Categories :   Prostitute Drugs Vulgar


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Joke about prostitute, blonde and nymphomaniac


What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige


 Categories :   Prostitute Blonde Nymphomaniac


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Joke about prostitute and christmas


Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.


 Categories :   Prostitute Christmas


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