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Dirty verses


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  Letter : D 
  Category: Vulgar 

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Description: Verses vulgar off-color and dirty






Verse about blow job vulgar


There was a young lady of Arden,
Who suck off a man in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does that stuff go?"
And she said, "(swallow hard)-- I beg pardon?"


 Categories :   Blow job Vulgar


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Verse about cow vulgar


The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....


 Categories :   Cow Vulgar


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Verse about ass vulgar


I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass


 Categories :   Ass Vulgar


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Verse vulgar


Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs
Аnd what’s between

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