Funnypedia
Encyclopedia of jokes

Main page

Jokes
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Quotes
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Stories
A-Z Index
Categories
Random

Verses
A-Z Index
Categories
Best
Random

Funny pictures
A-Z Index
Categories
Random

Humor
A-Z Index
Categories
Add
Feedback
Site Map
Funnypedia
Search



  HUMOR ABOUT      

PDA  |  RSS

Cynical humor


Jokes :
  Letter : C 

A-Z Index  
  Humor by Category


Description: Humor cynical






Joke about anniversary, vulgar cynical


An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.
"Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."
"Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say, should we get naked?"
The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago."
"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"


 Categories :   Anniversary Vulgar Cynical


Link to joke



Quote cynical


I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

Link to quote



Joke about bust cynical


Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.


 Categories :   Bust Cynical


Link to joke






TOP CATEGORIES
Humor

- Vulgar
- Sex
- Black
- Short
- Blonde
- Cat
- Husband and wife
- School
- Women and Men
- Children
- Dog
- Little Johnny
- Women
- Doctor
- Condoms
- Lawyer
- Love
- Wordplay
- Monkey
- Penis
- Marriage
- Santa
- Girls
- Wife
- Car
- Men
- Birds
- Bust
- Computer
- Crocodile





Copyright © 2011 - 2017 www.funnypedia.org