Computer humor

The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

Caller: Oh, no, it's just the stupid, stupid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there's only one jack.
Agent: Ma'am, you do realize that there's a jack on the keyboard itself?
You're supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow.
That's going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!

I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.